Friday, January 4, 2019

[Archive] Ten Eleven, early draft

This was a draft of a story I'm actually still working on. It's about space. Space stuff. It's a big thing but this was mainly me getting the feel for a couple of the characters. I've been chewing on this one off and on since I was a teenager.

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Ten leaned forward, resting his head in his hands with a sigh. Dull, unfamiliar music filled the silence in the otherwise sleepy rest-stop bar. Telling time off planet was an exercise in personal accountability- night and day were relative terms, for the most part, and places like this had no peak hours. The black void of space outside the windows, coupled with the dim, flickering lights gave the effect of a perpetual too-early-in-the-morning. The atmosphere was almost relaxing. Luckily, the wobbly wooden chairs huddled around the cheap plastic tables were just uncomfortable enough to keep any unfortunate soul sitting in them from nodding off.
The swish of the bar’s door sliding open caught Ten’s attention for a moment, but it was just another tired looking stranger slumping through the doorway- just like the last twenty or so. Ten tapped lazily at the tablet resting between his elbows- he pursed his lips, seeing that another hour had passed from the last time he’d checked the time. He leaned back in frustration, and the chair groaned a creaky complaint. This is stupid, he thought. He’s always late, but this is a new goddamn record. Ten kicked the bag at his feet in frustration. The best part is, when he does get here, he’ll just tell me this thing is more garbage, as usual.
Ten glanced out the window beside his table, looking out at the handful of ships hanging motionless from the docking-arm. The arm looked short, from the tight perspective, but it stretched out for half a kilometer away from the station, making the sphere shaped ships look like marbles, and the angular little shuttles like matchboxes.
Except, as Ten looked closer, one of the ships wasn’t motionless. Looking like a ratty ball of tinfoil, the skipper-ship drifted slowly to one side. It was ugly to look at, with a gaudy metallic green paint-job. As the skipper drifted, it almost grazed the docking armature of the freighter beside it, but it seemed like a small emergency thruster kicked on at the last second, pushing it jarringly back in the other direction. Looking closer, the skipper wasn’t actually docked, despite the docking boom for its parking space being fully extended.
Huh, he thought, is it trying to dock? The idiot pilot must be steering it manually. Maybe the gyro is busted. Ten’s own ship was docked out of sight, at the far end of the docking-arm. There were several closer spaces open now, but the rest stop had been unusually packed when he’d pulled in. Three fucking hours ago. Ten gritted his teeth, feeling like he could almost hear the straining clasps engaging as the skipper finally managed to dock itself, the several inches of misalignment between ship and boom forcing the safety clasps to twist the rigid causeway into position. Moron. That’s a great way to ruin the seal on your docking port. Enjoy sucking vacuum when it tears free.
Several minutes passed after the skipper managed to dock, and Ten found his thoughts wandering as he looked out the window. The little station was in orbit around a cold ball of ice, itself orbiting a star far enough away to make it hard to distinguish from the other stars in the background. The faint silhouette of the little planetoid was beginning to crawl into view.
Ten was startled out of his star-gazing by the abrupt sound of the chair opposite his scooting across the plate-metal floor. He glanced up to see an aged, portly man heaving himself into the seat- the chair creaked a very angry objection, but managed not to give out.
“Staring off into space, are you?” Ten grimaced at the pun. The other man’s flushed face twisted into an odd grin.
“Was just watching your shitty parking job. That was you, right? In the Christmas-ornament with thrusters soldered on?”
The man shrugged. “You take what you can get. S’hard times, these days. Maybe a bit more compact than my old ship, but I get where I need to go on time.”
Stupid Porthos, Ten thought as he watched the old man crane himself around in the chair to flag down the bar’s waitress. The man’s disheveled clothing and greasy hair were, unfortunately, a familiar sight to Ten. Always just scraping by. By his own design.
Ten leaned forward again and tapped his tablet “You have a really weird definition of ‘on-time’, asshole. You said we’d meet at tenhour. Does your clock need synching, or- wait, let me guess, you have an excuse all lined up, don’t you?”
Porthos turned back around to face Ten. His face was, as usual, an unreadable collage of wrinkles, rosacea and grizzled scruff. “I was in a meeting.”
“A meeting?”
“With a client. The meeting went long. Out of my hands” He turned up his knobby paws in a shrug, as though to demonstrate how empty they were.
“I’m sure. Whatever, I don’t care, let’s get on with this, now that you’re finally here” Ten turned to the side and leaned down to open up his satchel “By the way,” he said, looking up for a moment “Do you mind telling me why I couldn’t just send you photos, or a scan or something? I know we usually meet in person but I was on the other side of the damn arm.
Porthos shrugged as the waitress made her way over to the table “Faster this way,” he said, curtly “and besides-“
“Faster for you, maybe. I’ve got to go all the way back. What are you doing out this far anyway?”
Porthos cleared his throat, dismissing the question. “And, besides- oh…” He cut himself off as the waitress approached with crossed arms. There was a look of worn-in boredom on her face.
“Well?” she asked.
“Ah, just some water please. Warm.” Porthos offered the woman a congenial smile.
“Warm? You want warm water?”
“Warm water, please, yes. That’s all”
The waitress rolled her eyes “Yeah. Allright.” She turned and walked back to the bar, shaking her head. Porthos turned his attention back towards Ten.
“Besides,” he continued, “transmission is never secure. Lord knows how many hands touch that data before I get to see it. Some of my clients are very fickle- I don’t want scalpers catching wind of a hot item before I get the chance to make the first offer!” Porthos pulled an oily rag out from some crevasse in his jacket and began to pat his equally oily forehead with it.
“Whatever you say,” said Ten, pulling a white box from his bag up onto the table with a grunt. The item had some heft to it. “You’re a weirdo, but you give fair prices, so I shouldn’t complain.” He pushed the cube, about a hand’s breadth wide, towards the old junkman “So what is it?”
Porthos frowned, and pulled down a pair of thick glasses that had been hiding in his tangled grey mane. He took the box in his hands, feeling his fingers along the edges. The box had few distinguishing marks, aside from smudges of dirt and grease. A seem bisected the cube through the middle. There were faint markings along one side- or perhaps just slightly cleaner regions.
“There were handles on this at some point.” Porthos grumbled as he turned it over in his hands “Did you break them off trying to open it?”
“What?” Ten snorted “I didn’t try to open it. I didn’t know it could be opened.” Ten drummed his fingers on the grungy plastic table, watching Porthos continue to turn the object over in his hands. After a quiet moment he said “So… it’s a box? I knew it was something, but you mean there’s something else inside of it?”
“Yes, it’s a box, obviously” Porthos spat, digging his fist into his jacket to look for something. Cursing, he pulled his jacket open, looking down into it as he dug through a bulging inside pocket “The markings are gone,” he mumbled “But it’s clearly an ARBET box
“So… what does that mean? What’s a... what did you call it?” Ten looked up. The waitress was walking back towards the table carrying a glass of water.
“An ARBET box” Porthos repeated “An Alliance Research Bra- oh!” he glanced up startled as the waitress plopped the glass of water- warm water, down onto the table, nearly spilling it. Porthos reached out his hand, touching the glass.
Warm enough for you?” the waitress asked, scowling.
“Yes, actually, it feels perf-“
“Great, here’s your bill” She slapped a slip of paper down onto the table, and turned, leaving briskly.
“Jeeze, do you know her or something?” Ten watched as the waitress, rounding the bar, spoke quietly to the bartender, who looked over at the table and shook his head. Porthos pulled a small paper packet out of another pocket “That waitress acted like you… what is… what are you doing?”
“Mind your business.” Porthos responded, dumping the powdered contents of the packet into the water. The water immediately turned cloudy and yellowish- and after a moment began to froth slightly. The cloying, fermented smell of instant-beer was suddenly clogging the stale air around the table. Porthos stirred the drink with his finger and then took a long gulp from it “Mmmm- ahh, now then,” he cleared his throat “Where was I?”
Ten rolled his eyes, “You were talking about… ARBET?”
“Right, yes. ARBET stands for Alliance Research-Branch Experimental Transport
“So… it’s some sort of experimental… box?” Ten stared blankly at the dingy white cube.
“No! No, argh-“ Porthos took off his smudgy glasses to annoyedly clean them “No, the box itself isn’t experimental, it’s for transporting experiments, fool” Porthos stuffed the no-less smudgy spectacles back onto his round nose and pulled what appeared to be a screw-driver out of his jacket “As I said before, lots of hands touch stuff when you ship it. These boxes were made to make sure experimental samples didn’t get contaminated along the way”
“Why didn’t they just transport their boxes themselves? Wouldn’t that be safer?” Ten watched curiously as Porthos delicately slid the screwdriver’s flat tip along the box’s seam.
“You’d think,” He replied “But those fiddly bastards apparently used to ship whole freighters of these things back and forth between facilities… back in the day. I’m sure they had some tight contracts with the shipping lines, but still, you can’t be too careful when you’re a weird scientist, I guess.” The screwdriver caught on something, just under the lip of the seam “And they were all about efficiency” Ten jumped in his seat as the old junkman suddenly jammed the screwdriver into the seam, making a grinding chunk noise.
“Lucky for us, the locking mechanism broke off of this one a long time ago. Or was broken off. Whatever- if it was still on, you’d never get this thing open” Porthos twisted the screwdriver further in. “All I have to do now is break the seal- should pop right open!” The old man’s tongue poked out between his chapped lips as he worked.
If I’d known he was just going to pry it open I wouldn’t have wasted the goddamn trip. Ten watched, frustrated “And, that’s not going to… damage what’s inside?”
“What? No!” Porthos shifted the screwdriver to the other side, and began to twist again “I mean… There could be anything in here, really. Anyway, no way to know what otherwise!”
Ten opened his mouth to object, but the box began to hiss out a puff of air before he could speak, and indeed, the top half of the box popped up. Setting down the screw-driver, Porthos carefully slid the top half up and off of the box’s contents. Both men craned themselves over the table to watch as the white shell, now removed, revealed a smaller cube inside, this one rusted and metallic, with thin tubing covering its surface in some areas.
“Great,” said Ten, leaning back into his chair “Another box. Do I have to watch you open this one too before you make me an offer?”
Porthos leaned back in his chair, and sipped his drink. His eyes flicked up from the strange object to Ten’s annoyed face “Twenty-thousand.” he said.
“Twenty-thousand! Are you serious?” Ten reached out and took a hold of the object. I was expecting a hundred credits, tops. Is this a trick? He lifted the odd cube out of the lower half of the box. It wasn’t that heavy. Apparently the… experimental transporter had made up a good bit of the weight. “But… but what is it?”
“I’ve got no idea, boy, do I look like a scientist to you” As he spoke, Porthos dug around in his ear with his pinky. He did not look like a scientist.
“Then why are you offering so much? What’s your game? You’re obviously lying!” Ten pushed the object back down into the white shell and began trying to fit the top half back on.
“I’m not lying- I’d have offered you the same amount before I even opened it. It doesn’t matter what this thing is, I know people that will pay fortunes for the contents of one of these boxes. They don’t turn up often.”
Ten watched the man’s face, still not believing him as he spoke. “Right. Your connections.” Who you never introduce me to, Ten thought to himself. The top of the box wouldn’t join back to the bottom, but it was close enough to being closed and Ten scooped up the dingy cube and shoved it back into his satchel “I’m not selling-“
“Then you’re an idiot” Porthos interjected.
“I’m not selling yet. I don’t sell anything I don’t know what it is.” Ten slung the satchel’s strap over his shoulder and crossed his arms “Tell me who’d know what this fucking cube is for. I know you know someone, you always do” Ten glared at the old junkman, and Porthos glared right back. After a tense moment, the old man seemed to relent, and sighed as he stood up and adjusted his jacket.
“I tell you what,” Porthos said, downing the last of his drink “You’re good business, so I’ll do it your way. Wouldn’t trust ya anyway if you weren’t untrusting” He picked up the slip of paper with his bill on it, looked at it, and grumbled. “My guy’s a short jump from here. You can come with me. Won’t change the price anyway. As I said, don’t matter to me what it is”
Ten stood up, hefting the bag “I’d have to be crazy to ride anywhere with you in that thing you call a ship. Is there even space for two people?”
“Ha! It’d be cozy, for sure. Haven’t cleaned out the trash recently.” Porthos walked over to the bar to scan his credits with the ill-tempered waitress. Ten made his way over to the door and waited, walking in toe with the shaggy junkman as he made his way out after settling up.
“Look, just… ride with me in my ship”
“I’m not leaving the old girl at this dump.”
Ten rolled his eyes “Fine. Your ship is tiny, we’ll just put it in my ship’s hold, I’ve got nearly nothing in there right now”
“Oh? Just unloaded a good haul then?”
“Ugh, I wish. I had a great haul. It was fucking confiscated”
Porthos shook his head “Stupid boy, you were scrappin’ around Luz weren’t you? Didn’t I warn you?” The walk down the docking boom was long and cramped. Ten pulled his bag tighter against himself as the two walked- the thin walls of the boom always made him uncomfortable. “That new president they got don’ want no-body mucking around in their space. Even if it’s to clean up their garbage”
“I think you mentioned it, yeah. But there’s a lot of nice shit floating out there, and they can’t patrol the whole fucking orbit constantly”
“Constantly enough to catch you, apparently. You know, I hear they send repeat offenders down to the surface for a trial.” Ten scowled at another of the man’s jokes. Luz d’Amanhecer was a gas giant.
 
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“So they just kicked you out? Just like that?”
The question hung in the air for a moment. Zeph sighed, watching as the queue of people moved forward in front of her by a few inches. The stuttering old man at the front of the line was still talking to the android at the front desk- that hadn’t changed. Maybe some poor fuck gave up and abandoned ship?
“Zeph? Sorry, did I say something weird?”
Zeph set her mug of formerly-hot coffee down on the side table beside her chair “No, ah… no, it’s just more complicated than that” she replied. How did we even get onto this subject? Why does this always seem to come up? She pushed her fingers through her hair, pushing the black tangles out of her face. She looked like she’d recently pulled herself out of bed- which wasn’t too far from the truth, depending on your definition of ‘recently’, and ‘bed’. Euphonia, of course, looked like a freshly folded dinner napkin, with her finely ironed pant-suit, and her perfectly pruned sculpture of hair.
“Basically, we… agreed as a community to accept The Company’s offer. Offers, rather. We each got separate offers” Zeph shrugged and tried to smooth out some wrinkles on her slacks “As I said, they wanted our station’s orbit clear, but they were setting up shop either way.”
“Setting up shop? You mean they were going start building even if you guys had refused the offer?” Euphonia’s red-lipped, too-small mouth pursed into a puckered, anus-like arrangement. The expression was a poor facsimile of confusion, or perhaps pity. Her eyebrows didn’t move so it was hard to tell.
“Uhm, pretty much. They’d already purchased the land rights for Hannon’s Moon. They’d brought all their ships into orbit. There wasn’t a lot we could do about it. Zoned orbits are based off local industry, not the other way around. So if we hung around, it would be our fault for living next to an antimatter plant”
Euphonia stared blankly “I… think you lost me when you started talking about zoning honey. If your station was so great, why didn’t you guys just… I dunno, put up with it? Who cares what they do down on the surface?”
The line inched forward again. The old man had left the desk with a stack of papers to fill out- actual papers, not digital documents. A stack of papers that thick were likely registration forms. The process of registering to operate as a courier was pretty straight forward, in theory. Apply for your license, register your ship, register yourself as an entity, and so forth. The problem was that each jurisdiction had its own unique bureaucracy to navigate, and none of them communicated with each other with any semblance of efficiency. Which meant waiting in a lot of lines in a lot of different places. That didn’t even include the process of renting a warpdrive.
“Well, we could have. That’s why they made us offers rather than just waiting for us to bug off of our own accord. And we talked about it. Well, like half of us did. A whole fuckload of people took the offer immediately.” Like Tenny. Asshole. Zeph sipped her coffee, and continued “Anyway, us folks that stayed around to think about it talked about a lot of things. Installing radiation shielding on the station. Hiring a firm to establish official rights to the orbit. Moving the station- that was a dumb idea, but we did consider it. When it came down to it, their offer was generous. Enough of us were willing to accept at that point, and the rest couldn’t maintain the station on their own. Felt bad for them, but whatcha gonna’ do.”
Zeph glanced over at Euphonia. Her face was lit up blue by the mini-tablet she was typing out a message on. She looked up “I’m listening, don’t worry!” she lied, her eyes flicking back to the screen.
Zeph sighed, and leaned to one side, resting her chin in her palm. There was a young woman at the front desk now, whisper-shouting to the nonplussed android behind the desk. She looked about as frazzled as she sounded. Zeph watched her coolly over her mug as she took another sip of coffee. Something about form rejections and re-filing fees chirped out a bit louder in the woman’s tirade over the rest of her frustration fueled murmurs. Poor idiot, Zeph thought, watching the android pull out a paper form- again, actual paper- and laid it on the desk, tapping her polished alabaster finger to indicate a specific article and subsection. A specific article and subsection that the irate woman had absolutely, definitely read and acknowledged. That is your signature right here on this line, isn’t it Ma’am? What’s that Ma’am? No Ma’am, I’m afraid I cannot shove this paperwork up my own asshole. Not only do I not have an asshole, it is clearly indicated on page three, paragraph four that-
“Zeph? Zeph are you there, honey?”
Zeph did her best to suppress the smile that had grown across her face, and set down her coffee mug, looking over at Euphonia, who was directing at her another poorly imitated look of confusion, or perhaps constipation “Ah… sorry, uh, what’s up? Spaced out for a sec.”
Euphonia’s eyebrows actually twitched “I just… I’d asked why you guys had to move? Like, at all, you know? What was the big deal about… The Company you said? With them building a whatever on the surface?”
“Because they’re building an antimatter plant?” Zeph responded.

[Archive] Teleporters


This one's a bit older, written in 2014. As the title suggests, it's playing around with the idea of teleporters.

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Teleporter. It’s one of those funny words… like refrigerator. You know what I mean? Words that sound kinda silly if you think about them for a minute, if you let the word just sort of sit in your head without its meaning attached to it. But words like that become so common place… I don’t know, it’s like your brain just gets used to the sound of it. I suppose that’s just how language works, but, like, I could imagine some dude from the nineteenth century writing a science fiction story with, like, a “refrigidization apparatus” and that would sound totally bizarre, but it would just be a box that makes shit cold. Anyway, I’m rambling, but teleporters are like that, right? You first see them turning up in old movies around… what, the 1960’s? I’m not really a film buff, but Star Trek had teleporters I think. After that, the word crept into everyday language. But like a lot of stuff, it was just a word for an idea. Hell, folks were pretty certain for a while that teleportation was impossible- that is, instantaneous transmission between two points. And, to be fair, the image most folks had in their minds back then of how… well, how something like that would have worked- well, that is impossible. I’m not even sure if you could really call what we have now the same thing as that- but whatever, I mean, it accomplishes the same thing, so the name stuck. 

                I may not be too savvy on old films, but history in general’s always interested me. I mean, speaking of teleporters… it always gets a chuckle outa' me when I think about it. I mean, back in the twenty-first century, right around the turn of it, man, people had all the components. Maybe not refined as much as they needed to be, but all the right shit had already been invented. It’s a lot like computers, actually, come to think of it. There was this guy, I don’t remember his name, he had made like… I don’t remember if it was just a model, or just, like, the designs for it, but he’d basically invented the first computer- and this was back in the mid 1800’s, man, basically a hundred years before the first real computers actually came about. But the poor bastard couldn’t get funding for it. Ok, so that isn’t exactly what happened with teleporters, but man, it’s the same shit. They could have been made way earlier. Not that it would have been terribly useful to have back then. Folks only lived on one planet. Would have been silly, really.

                And that’s the key there, I think. Shit usually doesn’t get invented until there’s a need for it, and for teleportation, that need came about when we needed to move between planets. We figured out pinging in the 2080’s, but that only works with pure information. For everything else, the speed of light is a hard limit. And for a human body it’s way less. Traveling close to relativistic speed will turn most things to mush. So yeah, that was a puzzler, I’d imagine. Free long distance calling, anywhere in the galaxy, right? Still, pinging was kinda useless if we had no-one to talk to.

I remember my first time. It was weird, you know? Back then I didn’t have a lot of money. I’d never really thought of traveling- and no one in my family had ever gone- heck, I didn’t know anybody who had. I was, honestly, scared shitless. I remember it being explained to me like… a big camera comes and takes a picture of your atoms. They have to put you to sleep to do that to make sure its precise. And when you wake up, you’re there. That’s it. That was all there was two it, and, though that is a pretty simplified explanation, that is literally what happened, subjectively anyway. The facility was enormous, of course, but all you see is a little waiting room with a front desk. When they call you back it’s like… it’s hard to describe. It’s like the place was a hotel with only one room. They had a table that you could set your bags on, and then there was a bed. A nurse came in and gave me a shot and I was out.

Waking up was way less pleasant. I imagine it had something to do with where I was teleporting to. The place was a bit backwater. Also, by the way, in case you didn’t know, teleportation is not instantaneous. That is a big fat fucking lie. Like, maybe it’s different if you’re zapping between Earth and Alcie Three where they have like, a hundred freaking hangars, but for most places you can be in a queue for several days. Or more. I was waiting for like, two weeks. That place was a real shithole. They said they had to wait for a new shipment of one of their material cartridges because, apparently they didn’t have any sequestration stations set up near the freaking tele-port. How asinine, right? It was probably potassium or something obscure. They said they don’t get people too often, usually just processors or encryption blocks. Whatever. Anyway, its usually way more pleasant, but at that  place it sucked. They didn’t even have a room to wake me up in, I literally woke up next to the vat after they’d thawed me, or whatever it is they do. It was really unprofessional, actually, I felt like a piece of luggage. Oh fuck, I’d almost forgotten about that part. I had to wait two months for those mouth-breathers to tele my luggage in. Fuck, I sound like such a snob, I can hardly believe it- but honestly, I’ve done this so much sense then, like… I don’t know, I guess it’s like I was saying before. You just get used to things, but seriously, I think it’s important to have some standards.

Whatever. What was I even saying? Oh yeah. Two months. I mean, it was fine really, my business there took about that long anyway. Right, if I hadn’t mentioned, that’s why I got to go in the first place. My boss ended up having surgery or something that month, so I had to go. The little town the tele-port was in really grew up around it, and I happened to learn a bit more about the process while I was there, because… man, let me tell you, I was way curious. I really hadn’t believed that guy when he’d said you just go to sleep and you end up there like fucking magic. I mean, I knew the basics, but… well, it’s kind of a weird thing to wrap your head around. I mean, the basic idea is you’re 3D printing a person, right? But it really isn’t even remotely like printing a sandwich or a book or something. There isn’t any way to vectorize a person… well, I mean, not to the same extent anyway. And, as you can imagine, imaging a person’s energy state is a little more complicated than making sure the lettuce is cold and the bacon is hot on your printed BLT.

I actually spoke with one of the dudes that helped wake me up- well, more than spoke, he gave me a fucking tour. We even went out for drinks when his shift ended, real nice guy, his name was Erich. I think. It’s been a few years. Anyway, he took me back to show me the printing hangar- apparently he does this a lot, most places don’t just let any old fuck-off go back and ogle the machinery, but it’s all open there, so, lucky me, right? Anyway, it’s a long walk, so while we’re going, he tells me a bit more about the imaging process. Basically, it’s like… I guess the best analogy to draw would be an MRI? It’s able to look at every molecule and atom though, like, super precisely. Erich didn’t really have a full grasp of it himself, said it had something to do with a stupidly strong magnetic field and then, somehow, directing a focused stream of pings. The first part gives detailed information on what sort of atoms you’re looking at, and precise locations. The second part gives the delta-vee, spin, what-have-you. And then they read the entropic information too somehow. He wasn’t sure. I really don’t know, I don’t imagine its important. Anyway, that 40k or so petabytes of molecular data is what gets pinged. The info is received instantly, and then printed whenever they fucking feel like it I guess. I’m being a child, I know, but it’s really annoying, they literally never mention that part. It makes perfect sense though, I mean, the reading part is really quick, but printing can take a while, and most ports only have one or two printing hangars.

So anyway, we get to the part of the facility where they do the printing orders. Its massive, let me tell you. I’ve seen pictures of these things sense then, but they don’t do it justice. Material tanks freaking everywhere. Those get pumped the enzyme stations, recombinators, and several other things that I neither have names for, nor understand the purpose of. Basically, shit gets pumped to this… it’s this long armature that passes over the printing media, and, according to Erich, is covered in molecular machinery that assembles whatever it is that’s getting printed. And, I said the printing process takes time ,but that was in comparison to the scanning process. That armature was flying. It was building up layer by layer a crate- a fancy old wooden one, probably full of oranges or something equally retro.

It was interesting to watch. I’ve never seen a person being printed, but it’s gotta be a similar process. I asked, and Erich said the procedure was pretty much the same for printing something alive, but that the printing temperature had to be calibrated more carefully, and that it actually worked a bit faster when it was doing a human teleportation- honestly it was hard for me to wrap my head around, and still is. I don’t really get how, like… I mean, you’d think blood would start going all over the place, or something, but hey, it clearly works.

Whatever, that’s… eh, kinda grisly to think about. It was a pretty big leap, in the beginning, to make that jump to printing a person. Obviously the tech didn’t spring up out of the ground in one piece. Shit, people had been printing food for decades at least, less complicated stuff for ages before that. And even after there was a high enough confidence in the scanning and printing tech that a human being could be reliably printed… its still, I mean, it’s a big leap to print them with an intact consciousness. My father used to tell me that when he was a kid, he figured that scientists would have figured out how the brain worked by the time he’d grown up, but we never did. Best guess we have is that every person’s brain is similar enough, but the process of growing and developing over a lifetime builds a unique neural network that’s almost impossible to generalize. Our AIs are just a brute force approximation of human sentience- and I mean, it’s close. Better than close really, but there’s a big difference between making an intelligence from scratch and understanding our own. If we had any real grasp of the way the brain worked… shit, we’d have like, brain implants, and telekinesis and other wacky sci-fi crap. We’d be able to manipulate memories, or whatever. It was thought that we’d have to crack that nut in order to really print a conscious person, but that didn’t end up being the case, obviously. Really, we just had to take a picture of what was there, and then copy it. We didn’t have to understand it. We just needed a better camera         

Understand of course- and I don’t think I can say this enough- teleportation isn’t dangerous, and it never was. Its actually a pretty big misconception, and it comes from, ultimately, I think, the misconceptions folks had way back when about how a teleporter would work. Like I said earlier, it really doesn’t work like that at all. There’s no beaming of molecules, or quantum bullshit or getting your genes mixed up with a fly that flew into the teleporter with you. It’s a bit like how we imagined flying machines would involve giant flapping wings. Anyway, it’s just a big fancy 3D printer. Nothing is actually getting ‘teleported’ at all. That’s the rub. Really, the technology is more akin to a giant 3D fax machine than anything else

That raises more questions than it answers, I know, I know, and it confused the fuck out of me too. It actually came up while I was at the bar with uh… What was his name? Right, Erich. Remember I said we went out for drinks after the tour? It was pretty cool, actually. Really retro. Bars on earth are so noisy, but this place was real quiet, like a fuckin’ saloon from an old western. I was really into it, he got a kick out of that. Anyway, we printed a couple cheap vector beers and got to talking, and he mentioned the whole fax machine analogy. I was like, yeah, I actualy know what that is. He was impressed, but as I took a long drink he kept looking at me like he was waiting for me to make some connection that was less than obvious. I’ve always like cheep beers, to be honest, by the way. There's something appealing to me about the homogeneity, but that’s just me I guess. Anyway, the whole fax thing went right over my head, so he just explained it. I probably won’t do it justice but the thing is… uh… Well, you go to the tele-port, you get imaged, and then your molecular and entropic data is pinged to wherever it is you were planning on going. And then you wake up. Or rather, both of you wake up. 

There’s the you that gets printed, and then there’s the you that got scanned, and you and that other you diverge the moment you get imaged. I imagine it’s pretty unsettling, actually, when you wake up. You be like “did it work? Am I there?” And they’d be like “No… no, you’re still the original, sorry” Or at least, I imagine that’s how it goes. From my perspective, I’ve been the me that wakes up at my destination each time. I have no idea what it’s like to be the original, honestly. And to tell you the truth, I try not to think about it. Because while, subjectively, I may have memories from an, at this point, long life of teleporting here and there, objectively, I was created wholesale the last time I was teleported, which happens to have been yesterday, actually. I one day old. My memories were created at the same time I was. If we had the ability to design a human being from scratch, and write original thoughts to put in his head, he could be printed just like any of us. He could be made with memories of being a vampire for three hundred years. He could be written to have memories of a square sun and a polka-dotted sky. It’s freaky, right? My stream of consciousness is not even twenty four hours old, but I have memories of a whole life lived before that.

I’m really making it out to be spookier than I should, if I can be honest here. Really, you could argue that your stream of consciousness blips out every time you go to sleep, and a new one starts in the morning. I’m not a philosopher or a neurologist, so what do I know. Anyway, as for the you that gets left behind, the original you, what you do after you visit the tele-port is your business. From what I’ve heard, there are three basic ideologies. First, you could kill yourself. It sounds morbid, but if you want to move to another planet, leaving one of you behind on the old planet would be a bit silly. I don’t know. I think, even knowing that there’s another you out there, it would make it hard to do the deed. The second ideology is the opposite. Let’s say you have business you need to attend to in person on another world. You tele yourself, and then you go about your business as usual. Your tele-clone does whatever it needs to off on the other side of the galaxy and then offs himself. Its efficient, if you think about it. No need bothering with a return-tele. Still, I kind of imagine it’s the cowards way of dealing with it. It’s stupid though, really, because if you can’t kill yourself, what makes you think your clone would be able to?

The third option is just forgetting about the issue at all. That’s what I do. In my line of work, I rarely return to the same planet twice. I don’t have any idea what my clones do, and I don’t really care. It’s their business, really. Or mine, rather. You know what I mean. I know some folks just keep instances of themselves in places they would otherwise need to tele to and from regularly. It’s bad form to have more than one of yourself running around on the same planet at the same time. It’s even illegal most places, but it’s a hard thing to keep track of, so I’m sure it happens frequently to folks like me. Ah well. If I ever bumped into myself, I think that would be alight. I’m not sure what we would talk about. I guess I’d ask him what he’s been up to. Hmm.